Rules

Matthew’s blog is a daily check for me. Here are a few rules to live by:

  1. Love God.
  2. Always have a knife.
  3. Don’t put your hands on anyone, require the same from everyone else.
  4. Don’t allow yourself to be wronged or insulted.
  5. Everyone lies.
  6. Watch the hands, hands kill.
  7. If it’s not yours don’t take it.
  8. Pockets are to be used to assist you in life.
  9. All guns are loaded.
  10. It is better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.
  11. Keep your word.
  12. Keep an eye on the door.
  13. Have a plan.
  14. Never apologize if you aren’t wrong or for doing the job right.
  15. Don’t mess with the coffee.
  16. It is better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you are not.
  17. Have a second plan
  18. Have a way to make fire.
  19. Never bother a Holyman unneccessarily.
  20. Don’t bother the driver, he is driving.
  21. If you aren’t willing to lead, don’t bitch about being led.
  22. Cigars are acceptable. Cigarrettes are not.
  23. Make love to your wife atleast once a week. A loved wife is a happy wife.
  24. Work.
  25. Make it home.

My six year old daughter inquires as to whether I am following Rule #2 every time we walk out the door.

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