Not really looking to get fondled anywhere outside of an airport, and even then I usually protest – unless the lovely Mrs. Matson is involved.

If dotgov is stupid enough to try something like this, it will result in a hot engagement in the very short term. While there are a lot of sheep out there, this would be a tipping point for the sheepdogs. At the very least it would cause them to back off and rethink their strategy for a while.